I Am the Walrus Lyrics

I am he
As you are he
As you are me
And we are all together

See how they run
Like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation teeshirt
Stupid bloody tuesday man
You been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long

I am the eggman
They are the eggman
I am the walrus
Goo, goo, g'joob

Mr city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly
Like Lucy in the sky
See how they run
I'm crying

I'm crying
I'm crying
I'm crying

Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife
Pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo, goo, g'joob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo, goo, g'joob, g'joob g'joob

Expert texpert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you
Ho ho ho, hee hee hee, ha ha ha
See how they smile
Like pigs in a sty
See how they snied
I'm crying

Semoline pilchards
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe

I am the eggman
They are they eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo, goo, g'joob
Goo, goo, goo, g'joob
Goo, goo, g'joob
Goo, goo, g'joob, g´goo
Jooba, jooba, jooba
Jooba, jooba, jooba

Everybody, everybody, everybody
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your jumper
Got one, got one, everybody's got one